Unironically! OMG with sincerity! Ha ha, although I never publicized it, I used to volunteer for a group that read to children every Saturday, and I very much enjoyed it. Recently, a new little boy has come into my life and I’ve enjoyed reading to him before he goes to sleep when I visit. This is inspired by those experiences. I know you may be expecting something sarcastic or sacrilegious (and I still love doing that, too!) but for this one, I’m reading it just like I would read it to that little boy on Christmas Eve.