Calpernia Addams Diary » Comedy

Suicide Is Painless

Calpernia Addams — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:10:17 +0000

I loved the show M*A*S*H as a kid. It’s probably the biggest inspiration behind me becoming a military medic. It wasn’t until years later that I learned that the beautiful song had SOUL-CRUSHINGLY GRIM lyrics. That sort of thing strikes my dark sense of humor. Add in an inside joke between me, Selene Luna and Nadya Ginsburg and here you have the result of three hours’ work:

Suicide Is Painless (MASH Theme) the Calpernia Mix

Runtime: 3:42
Views: 624

Selene Luna’s New Video “Callin It Out” Released Today

Calpernia Addams — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:37:35 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEqcuO5RLa8

AHHH So gorgeous! Check out the amazing music video for Selene Luna’s new song “Callin It Out (Ultra Calpernia Mix)” directed by William Butler and see Selene, Jackie Beat, Mario Diaz, Sam Pancake, hot boys and stunning special effects! Available on iTunes!

Inspired by her hilarious catchphrases and habit of “callin’ it out” whenever we were together, I put wrote this song for her, and she totally delivered when it came time to go into the studio and record it. I am very proud of what she’s done with the material, from her recording to her performance in the music video. I’m definitely a “Selene LUNA-TIC”!

Official Selene Luna Site

Callin It Out (Ultra Calpernia Mix) on iTunes

Callin It Out (Mexi mix) on iTunes

Performed by Selene Luna
Written & Composed by Calpernia Addams

Directed by William Butler
Lawrence Elbert , Director of Photography
Dave Matherly , Digital Effects Artist
Peter Garcia, Producer
Steven Jaworski, Producer

Make-up by John Stapleton
Hair by Judd Minter
Wardrobe by Charlie Altuna & Jany Stanley

FEATURING:
Calpernia Addams
Jackie Beat
Nadya Ginsburg
Drew Droege
Sam Pancake
Mario Diaz
Brendan Lamb
Abercrombie & Fitch’s James Flook (a.k.a. James Preston)

Listen: Calpernia & Selene Luna on Drew Droege’s “Glitter in the Garbage” Podcast

Calpernia Addams — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 19:06:30 +0000

Glitter in the Garbage

Selene Luna and I dropped by the studio the other day to do some improv comedy sketches with fabulous comedian Drew Droege. Hear us as concerned moms, washed up strippers and ugly Americans. Check it out!

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/episode-16-calpernia-addams-selene-luna

http://traffic.libsyn.com/glitterinthegarbage/GITG_16_MAIN_EDIT_2.mp3

(Video) Calpernia in Jackie Beat’s BlahBlahBlah – Religion Edition

Calpernia Addams — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:43:27 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIutfmlkxhQ

OMG “Blah Blah Blah” is Jackie Beat’s monthly comedy cabaret, which has hosted such luminaries as Jackie herself, Drew Droege, Sam Pancake, Selene Luna, Muffy Bolding, Willam Butler and more. Every month has a certain theme, and this month’s was RELIGION. Cal pals, you KNOW I had to be in that one!

Getting Classy: Boom I F*cked Your Boyfriend

Calpernia Addams — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 22:22:44 +0000

In my debut performance with the International Philharmonic, the New York Times found “a transcendent coloratura akin to the voice of an angel coming out of the face-hole of also an angel.”

Video Released: “Likin’ Big Dicks” (Like a G6 Parody)

Calpernia Addams — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 14:15:57 +0000

Perez is "Likin' Big Dicks"!

FREE Download the mp3 and high-quality HD source video HERE

UPDATE: “Likin’ Big Dicks” is at the #1 spot on PerezHilton.com as “THE BEST Like A G6 Parody!”

Wow! Jonny McGovern and I finished editing the video for our parody of Far East Movement’s “Like a G6″ today and it’s officially released out into the wild. Love it or hate it (and I know there will be plenty on both sides), let me know what you think! Links to download the mp3 and a high quality video file are here.

Likin Big D**ks (Like a G6 Dirty Gay Parody) UNCENSORED Version from Calpernia Addams on Vimeo.

You can see a censored YouTube version HERE if you want to show your Mom but don’t want her seeing bulging gogo shorts