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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-14
Jun 14th
- @AlecMapa why am I drunk in weho again… Sigh… (hic) in reply to AlecMapa #
- @JaneFonda You are the coolest person I've ever met! #
- @matthewmcpeck I've been doing too much of that off camera, ha ha! I need to update soon, you're right! in reply to matthewmcpeck #
- SUPER cool realistically photoshopped images of Russian subway tunnels with scary creepy stuff happening: http://tinyurl.com/mhbwy9 #
- RT @jokestress I am lifting my self-imposed 9-month twitter ban per request! Join Outfest! http://www.outfest.org #outfest09 #
- Check out "Sh!tto Cola", "Jussipussi crackers" and other horribly named products: http://www.masalatime.com/?p=3231 #
- RT @KevinStea: http://bit.ly/i0Fmr via @addthis this drives me crazy. really?? are people really this stupid?? #
- Hey everybody, what the hell happened to Swine Flu? RIPOFF! #fb #
- @racheltrue yeah, swine flu totally revealed as fear mongering by the media: noteworthy but not panic-worthy. in reply to racheltrue #
- @dolari typical, nobody tells me anything! in reply to dolari #
- KRXQ Anti-trans radio show apologizes, takes down regular website and stops broadcasting show until further notice: http://www.krxq.net/ #
- @Aell_ I put links at http://www.calpernia.com but basically they ranted that they'd scream at and hit their kids if trans in reply to Aell_ #
- YESSS! Miss California Carrie Prejean Dethroned: http://tinyurl.com/kqgcz6 #fb #
- @thebrianposehn I heard Archie is going to marry Veronica… I'm on pins and needles waiting for the next issue. in reply to thebrianposehn #
- CNN reports: Chastity Bono transitioning to male (FTM): http://tinyurl.com/lhchla #fb #
- RT @ChristieKeithMy article on the Stonewall riots for @365Gay! Interviewed Cleve Jones and @calperniaaddams http://tinyurl.com/mbezzf #
- Super Cal-pal Andrea James will soon be Twittering a bit more of her photography and thoughts… follow her @jokestress #
- Lynn Conway fights back vs Ken Zucker's legal attacks. Zucker is so old… isn't he tired of all this yet? http://tinyurl.com/c43tbp #
- @allanbrocka GAG GIFT!!! LOL in reply to allanbrocka #
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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-17
May 17th
- @racheltrue If you have lagrimation, you must be made see at the clinic! ¬ °Que Lastima! in reply to racheltrue #
- RT @seleneluna: Art of Bleeding Magic Ambulance “Swine Flu Quiz”. I play Peter Pandemic LOL! http://bit.ly/6I2gn #
- @Theremina Please come, Say How do, th things I’ll giv 2 U, A stroke as gentle as a feathr, ill ctch a rainbw frm th sky & tie th ends tgthr in reply to Theremina #
- @Joalby I’m all set, my @NOH8Campaign shoot is next week. =) in reply to Joalby #
- @SisterRoma Thank you, goddess! You’re always so awesome! in reply to SisterRoma #
- @kennyshakir Aww thanks! =) in reply to kennyshakir #
- LOOK AT THIS OWL! I COMMAND YOU! http://bit.ly/14OzvZ #
- Watching a weird VHS bootleg of a movie I found at thriftstore called “The Navidson Record”… So bizarre… #fb #
- Wow, I’m in the top 1.4% of FaceBook users based on the number of followers (friends) I have! ZOMG! Thanks, y’all! #fb #
- @xAngerella Mmm dairy queen! in reply to xAngerella #
- @racheltrue No way! I was a Wendy-and-Richard-Pini fanatic when I was a teen. Mmm, Cutter was so cute, ha ha… in reply to racheltrue #
- @johnwmclaughlin Connect it with your Facebook account (search facebook apps) and then you can kill two birds with one stone. =) in reply to johnwmclaughlin #
- Everything I ever want to be, or have, is contained within the movie “Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill!” #fb #
- @PrinceySephora I’ve seen her videos, but I don’t know her personally =) in reply to PrinceySephora #
- BOO to John Stewart for uncharacteristically missing the point (hypocrisy) of the Miss USA scandal: http://tinyurl.com/pg7aac #
- My biscuits turned out too cakey. =( #
- The smell of fresh ground black pepper falling on an egg sizzling in a hot buttery skillet, while wheat bread toasts in the background. #
- @helen_of_boyd Oh if only they did, Helen. If only they did… le sigh! in reply to helen_of_boyd #
- YESSS! Sanford Harris burned alive! (on the TV show “Fringe”, LOL) #fringe #
- @sunfacewink everything is all eaten up already =\ Sowwy in reply to sunfacewink #
- Tennessee invalidates transsexual woman’s marriage: http://tinyurl.com/p362pj #
- @allanbrocka Hmm, I’m erasing “Lesbian Accent” from my resume as we speak… Thanks for the heads up! in reply to allanbrocka #
- @xAngerella I had no idea that show existed until you tweeted it, LOL in reply to xAngerella #
- @alonzofretwell See, and now you go and be nice to me… I am such an unintentional bitch sometimes! in reply to alonzofretwell #
- @monsterthompson Twitpic the Viking helmet? in reply to monsterthompson #
- Why 1971 was the best year to be born a geek: http://bit.ly/oVfqM #
- @jgmaty99 Aww you’re so sweet! in reply to jgmaty99 #
- @postmadonna Thanks so much for the mention! I love it! in reply to postmadonna #
- @mikeout What’s downgraded? The Google, it does nothing! in reply to mikeout #
- @mikeout hee hee I know what the word means, I mean what features specifically are downgraded… What doesn’t work that did before? in reply to mikeout #
- RT @Saractress: @calperniaaddams http://tiny.cc/pm2mN UK equality bill so we can stop school bullying and more #
- @Equill Jeez Louise, that shark could gulp u whole in 1 bite! http://bit.ly/npiTO in reply to Equill #
- Video of weird Japanese videogame with “muscle men” running through buildings: http://bit.ly/JDKM9 #
- @LauraJSilverman Gag. Kill it. Wait, what were we talking about? in reply to LauraJSilverman #
- #fb Calpernia Sez: “Transproofed” Poster Completed http://bit.ly/4aki1 #
- California gay marriage legal: http://bit.ly/Q83AT #
- Sorry about outdated Gay Marriage article. Here’s a link to a dramatic reading of a teen girls breakup letter: http://tinyurl.com/32y5zb #
- @blackstarmedia Thank you, it was only possible because of the great team who worked on the show! in reply to blackstarmedia #
- I can’t wait to see “Precious”. This trailer will move you: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/precious/trailer #
- My favorite color is fluorescent beige. #
- @praenomenal The trailer for “Precious” in reply to praenomenal #
- Me giving my whole life story in one minute on the red carpet at the GLAAD Media Awards: http://bit.ly/w5By7 #
- @AlecMapa Wish I was there! I’m sooooo oooo-old…. in reply to AlecMapa #
- @racheltrue @AlecMapa You two & poo poo… Shew! in reply to racheltrue #
- @racheltrue Nothing Judy
I have some fresh brownies for you in reply to racheltrue # - Amazing Chicago Gang calling cards from 70′s/80′s – Loving “Insane Lady Vigilantes” (via @BoingBoing) http://tinyurl.com/dz73kt #
- Hey everyone, check out @IvyBean104, the oldest Twitterer at 104! So sweet. http://tinyurl.com/qcjt5l #
- listening to “Song to the Siren – This Mortal Coil” ? http://blip.fm/~6f540 #
- @xAngerella Aww, you would make a good Tracey Donnelly! I’ll bet you put a few boys in their place on the bus before. in reply to xAngerella #
- @xAngerella I’ll make a good girl-to-girl story someday soon I have some great old “girls only” classroom films to work with. in reply to xAngerella #
- I was invited to a pool party at a mansion today, but it’s all str8 people so nobody cares that I’m “fabulous”, I’m just “old”. Not going. #
- @AlecMapa Want to come… but I’m playing Carrie Prejean in a skit that night =/ in reply to AlecMapa #
- listening to “It Can’t Rain All The Time – Jane Siberry” ? http://blip.fm/~6fdvy #
- @xAngerella That’s the very best place to dance! I wish! in reply to xAngerella #
- @markburbey If I knew people, it would be different, but I don’t know anyone there. in reply to markburbey #
- If you don’t know Sibylle, you should! #fb ? http://blip.fm/~6fkvy #
- @xAngerella I put up a sacrilegious, Oh-no-she-din’t cover of Foo Fighters “Walking After You” on my Last.fm page: http://tinyurl.com/qunf46 in reply to xAngerella #
- @LauraJSilverman I was looking for similar a few months ago, this is what I found: http://www.ridenbaugh.com/photo/DignityVillage006.jpg in reply to LauraJSilverman #
- @LauraJSilverman In “Dignity Villiage” (the name of that photo), MD 20/20 is money http://twitpic.com/5c6ol in reply to LauraJSilverman #
- RT @Jaynatopia: my protest art is at tsroadmap! thanks Andrea! http://tinyurl.com/pfbhlf #
- Tilt-shift video just doesn’t work. It doesn’t really look “tiny” the way tilt-shift photography does. #
- @lenoraclaire I h8 wikipedia, its ruled ovr by students & shutins. I invite ne1 2 delete my page at any opportunty http://tinyurl.com/r2qsrq in reply to lenoraclaire #
- I can’t tell you where I am right now, or what I’m watching. It would blo your mind. #
- I need a boyfiend. And yes, I left the “R” out intentionally. ???? #fb #
- @IvyBean104 Best wishes from Hollywood, California, USA! in reply to IvyBean104 #
- RT @helen_of_boyd: (en)gender France Depathologizes Transsexualism: Saturday editn of the French language newsp.. http://tinyurl.com/ps5mf9 #
- @racheltrue luv yr turnoff words! They uslly giv me somethng lk “I cn hardly tell U’re a man!”, rapidly followed by my foot up their ass LOL in reply to racheltrue #
- @allanbrocka Was it everything I hoped it would be??? in reply to allanbrocka #
- Editing an old video of me for new release, and realizing that my hairdo is going to be the subject of some unintended humor, ha ha. =/ #
- @LauraJSilverman I’ll be interested to see what responses you get from people who found u via searching 4 “#come”… in reply to LauraJSilverman #
- @LauraJSilverman It’s just a directory, so you can go there & search “furry” or “elephantiasis” and find Twitterers who are thusly tagged. in reply to LauraJSilverman #
- RT @Theremina: HA! RT @claytoncubitt: “Christian Gene” Isolated by Gay Scientists: http://is.gd/ANaq #
- @xAngerella Mmm, roast beast! I wish… in reply to xAngerella #
- A gnat flew into my coffee, and I drank it anyway. I used to be a field combat medic with the Marines, dammit. #
- @xAngerella TweetDeck is a little prgrm I keep running in the background while I do other work. I’d certainly RATHER it were a yacht. =) in reply to xAngerella #
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Perry Twins, Billie Meyers and Erin Foley
Mar 22nd
I had a fun night Saturday at the release party for the Perry Twins‘ new music, then got up early this morning to shoot an episode of the forthcoming “Dishin’ It Up” cooking show with hostess Erin Foley. Tons of fun!
Buttermilk Pie is a sort of egg custard pie. Here’s the recipe, if you dare:
Mama Bessie’s Buttermilk Pie
A pinch of salt
1/2 cup buttermilk
3 whole eggs (beat real good first)
1 1/2 cup sugar
1 tsp vanilla
Mix all up, put in a deep dish pie shell, bake 30 mins @ 350 or till done! Test by poking it with a toothpick in the center… if the toothpick comes out clean, it’s probably done!
Twitter Updates for 2008-12-21
Dec 21st
- Fiddling with my blog post: Calpernia Hits the WOW Christmas Roller Skate Party 2008 ( http://tinyurl.com/8bynh4 ) #
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Calpernia Hits the WOW Christmas Roller Skate Party 2008
Dec 20th
Pics from the World of Wonder Christmas Party 2008
Every year, World of Wonder (the production company that made my show “Transamerican Love Story“, among many other incredible shows and movies) throws a huge Christmas party at a roller skating rink in Glendale, CA. RuPaul was the DJ and they had performances by choreographed roller skate troupes in between the times everyone skated. There were cocktails, free Ted’s Hamburgers served by waiters and waitresses, a cotton candy machine, a photo booth and tons of other cool things. Everything was free! (For guests, ha ha). WOW knows the most wonderful freaks, hotties, geniuses and kool kids from around the country, and lots of people came in costumes and Xanadu clothes. Did I mention RuPaul was the DJ at our ROLLER SKATING RINK?! It was AWESOME!
Sitting next to Monica Lewinsky and eating a hamburger.
Later, I sat down and ate a hamburger next to MONICA LEWINSKY! Monica Lewinsky, for the record: Very pretty, very natural, nice smile, super thick and glossy shiny hair, sweet personality. A totally normal, nice girl like you’d meet anywhere. It’s terrible what she was put through.
More pix coming later. JER BER JONES, SELENE LUNA and MEESH hung out with Andrea and me later. Let’s just say, there were GAG GIFTS all around!
