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My Stalker, Remixed for the World to See (The Full Story)

Who Else Is Saying This To You (v5) by calpernia Short version: After being grossed out by my pervert phone stalker for almost a year, I finally decided to remix his voicemails into something creative yesterday. A friend became alarmed after hearing the creepy messages, so to comfort the friend

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(VIDEO) Calpernia and Jonny LIVE at the Hollywood Palladium

OMG this was AMAZING! THOUSANDS of people screaming for LIKIN’ BIG DICKS! LOL

New FREE Calpernia Music iPhone App!

Download HERE Well kids, I went and did it! I’ve recently become a certified Apple Developer with a license to develop for iOS, in keeping with a growing interest in renewing my programming skills. I’ve been working on an app that I’m programming from the code up, but to start

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Getting Classy: Boom I F*cked Your Boyfriend

In my debut performance with the International Philharmonic, the New York Times found “a transcendent coloratura akin to the voice of an angel coming out of the face-hole of also an angel.”

My Bernie Sanders Filibuster Autotune on Boing Boing, Forbes and More!

UPDATE: Wow, Sen. Sanders’ team Tweeted my remix! My less politically minded Cal-pals might not have heard about the Bernie Sanders filibuster the other day. Actually, my less politically minded Cal-pals might think a filibuster is something akin to a “rusty trombone”, but it’s actually when someone takes the floor

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