Andrea James, back in the day

This month we decided to offer most of our instructional videos for almost 33% off, and then today I received a YouTube message asking how I learned to “talk like a woman”. Putting aside all the socio-political implications of the question, if I had to give a simple answer it would be this: Andrea James taught me how. So I will tell the story of how I found my female voice under her tutelage, and how we ended up creating our instructional video, “Finding Your Female Voice“. I may gush a little, but at that time, Andrea was one of the first trans women I had ever met who had succeeded at so many incredible things. Who could have imagined all that was to come!

Back in 2001, I left Nashville and moved to Chicago to start over as my transition progressed… Your hometown people, whether friends, families or foes, never let you forget that they “knew you when” and thus many trans people reach a point where moving to a new town can be a welcome chance to begin fresh. (I still hear about people in Nashville who can’t wait to tell anyone who’ll listen that they knew “Calpernia Addams as a man”. Sigh.)

Once in Chicago, I reconnected with some Nashville girlfriends who had preceded me there and I began exploring life as a woman in a new city where basically no one knew anything but the new me. Every day was a new adventure, walking through crowds along huge city streets, getting a job at an enormous hospital downtown and socializing with new people.

But I still felt like I was being “read’ as a transsexual woman much of the time. By that, I mean people could “tell” that I was in the process of transitioning. At that time, I was young, smooth, curvaceous in all the right places and had a very female vibe. I couldn’t figure out why everyone was so quick to infer my status as a transsexual woman. About that time, my girlfriends introduced me to “that woman who’s famous for creating the best transsexual website in the world“, aka Andrea James.

Andrea was incredibly different from 99% of the trans women I had known back home, most of whom had come up through the gay club scene. When I first met her with my Nashville-transplant friends at a restaurant, I was awestruck with how amazingly beautiful and “real” she looked. At the time, I didn’t understand that terms like “real” carry heavy implications about trans identity and female identity… I just couldn’t believe that anyone could have transitioned so perfectly, seemingly untouched by markers of a male history. From Andrea, I would learn medical transition information like Dr. Douglas Ousterhout’s nearly magical facial feminization surgery, Dr. Toby Meltzer’s world famous vaginoplasty reputation and the importance of expert hair removal. I would learn that one could transition socially in the heterosexual world of big business, and continue to live in that world, completely outside the gay scene, if one desired. Really, I learned that a person could do anything, if they planned carefully and worked hard toward their transition goals.

But one of the most valuable things I ever learned from Andrea was how to find my female voice. The reason I had been getting “clocked” as trans so much was my non-passing voice.

Andrea’s speaking voice was strikingly beautiful, but what amazed me even more was that it sounded utterly, perfectly female. There was no trace of masculinity in her voice, whether she was conversing with us on the couch in her living room or yelling over the beating thump of a dance club’s sound system. It had none of the nasal “drag queen” style that I had assumed was the only way one could sound female after enduring a male puberty. It was not a ridiculous cartoon falsetto. And she confided that she was not one of the lucky few trans women who had simply been born with a soprano speaking voice… she achieved her voice by study and practice that I could also emulate. There was hope for me!

I decided that I wanted to learn, and we began working together on my voice. In the process, we decided to set up my little video camera and begin recording the concepts and techniques in the form of lessons that she distilled and wrote out into what would become the “Finding Your Female Voice” method. It was difficult, and at times I felt hopeless… sometimes I would come close to speaking in a beautiful female version of my own voice, but it was always with great effort and concentration. My voice got tired from all the exercises. But I’ll never forget that fateful night, about two months into our regular practice sessions, when I was riding a bike home from Andrea’s apartment and in the midst of doing my vocal exercises, I suddenly “got it”. The physical, psychological and practical aspects all came together for me and after that, it became easier and easier to use my female voice. Eventually, it was second nature.

Creating “Finding Your Female Voice” was the beginning of our production company, Deep Stealth Productions, and the beginning of what would become a long and productive business partnership.

All these years later, I have relaxed into a comfortable place with my speaking voice and feel like it is truly my own. At times, I am a bawdy, husky Mae West and at times a breathy, airy Marilyn Monroe. Most often, people tell me my voice reminds them of Drew Barrymore, which is funny to me. There are even some lazy moments of Bea Arthur, but I have all the techniques at my command and I can use them whenever I choose. Making the “Finding Your Female Voice“ video with Andrea was one of the best things I’ve ever done. The sales of the video helped found Deep Stealth, and they continue to fund our work for the community and the eight free informational websites we maintain for over 4,000,000 visitors a year. Best of all, I know that many thousands and thousands of women all over the world have a tool at their fingertips that can help them move toward their transition goals. Get out there and enjoy the world, girls, it really can all be yours!

Get Finding Your Female Voice and most of our other instructional videos for around 33% off the regular price and help support Deep Stealth’s work for the trans community!

I get many thousands of emails, Facebook mails, MySpace messages, Tweets and YouTube messages every year, and I actually write back to as many as I can. Occasionally, if someone asks a fairly universal question and I have the time, I will post my reply here, fully anonymized.

Today’s question is potentially annoying to transwomen because it projects the idea onto us that we are not “real” or “women”, but from the tone of the larger note I could tell that this was a younger questioner with honest intentions:

I like transsexual women and would like to find one to date. Why do ts women on MySpace and other websites list themselves as “women” rather than “transsexuals”, when that makes it harder for men who like them to find them?

My Response:

It’s a complicated situation, XXXXX… Most all transsexual women make the change because they want to be *women*, not because they want to be *transsexuals*, so they claim the identity they’re aiming for (woman) instead of claiming the identity that describes their difficult journey from male to female (transsexual).

At the same time, if they’re pre-op or non-op they have bodies that are surprising to men who aren’t expecting anything different, so it’s wise to reveal their status to any man they’re about to get intimate with. The key thing to remember in this case is this: having genitals that are different from the expected is really only important when a girl is about to get intimate with someone, whether it’s a lover or just an intimate situation like being in the showers at the gym with other girls. If a trans woman is not planning on those situations, she really doesn’t *need* to say anything about her genitals or make any distinctions at all, unless she wants to for political reasons.

If a trans woman has chosen to have vaginoplasty (a “sex change”), then she may want to identify as a woman completely and not disclose her history to anyone. This is called living in “stealth”. But even after vaginoplasty, many trans women prefer to talk about their history with lovers, boyfriends and their closest friends so that they can comfortably talk about their past (childhood memories, funny experiences with friends, difficult times during the transition process) without having to edit or fabricate.

As far as finding trans women to date… it can be very difficult, because the trans women who want to stay hidden will stay hidden, and only those who are the most comfortable with themselves or those who want to make a statement about their transition will put themselves out there. Websites like http://www.craigslist.org can be filled with fakes and sexworker ads, but you may also find some relationship-minded girls there in the non-sexwork sections. There are other sites out there like http://www.tsgirlfriend.com but I can’t vouch for any of them in terms of being a good resource or a dead end because I haven’t spent a lot of time looking at any of them.

Best wishes to you!

Calpernia

Feeling a little chubby after a bit of comfort-eating, I asked my Facebook pals if they knew any “unhealthy, dangerous supermodel quick-fixes for losing weight”, ha ha. They were VERY helpful. (Obviously, I don’t recommend any drugs or unhealthful practices like anorexia/bulemia!)

What are some unhealthy, dangerous supermodel quick-fixes for losing weight?

March 30 at 12:10am

1. Obviously you need to cleanse!! Drink an ungodly concoction of syrup and cayenne pepper and lemon juice for two weeks and you’re set…
2. Cocaine is my personal favorite… its a bit expensive, but I’m sure your could afford it.
3. i like the old school methode of swallowing tape worms
4. Ecstasy works as well. Benefits include that the addiction to it is much easier to kick and it lasts much longer for a cheaper price. On the other side, you can’t fully function while rolling.
   Confessions of an ex- teenage junky are over for now.
5. Haha.
6. Calpernia Addams: Besides Colombian Dancing Powder, Taking the “H” Train or Tapeworm Diet Pills – http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5412/tapeworms.jpg
7. Nothing like a good meth addiction for losing weight. Course, you might also try to rip your own face off, but it’s a small price to pay.
8. you could always swallow a tapeworm… I’m sure you can find the capsules on the internet… but I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s pretty gross.
9. HA, I was seconds too late in denouncing the C, X, T and tapeworm methods…
10. The thing about meth, aside from MDMA, is that you permanently look disfigured afterward. Its pretty terrible.
11. Calpernia Addams: Link to image of tapeworm diet pills ad – http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5412/tapeworms.jpg
12. You could always go the über emo route and be anorexic or bulimic.
13. oh yeah a good case of GEORDIA, SHIGELLA and or AMEOBIC DYSENTARY will make you shed pounds in a matter of DAYS !! (I lost 15 pounds in 3 days)
14. Its ok Cal… you know you love us for trying. Haha.
15. Ah, but bulimia doesn’t really help one lose weight, contrary to popular opinion. Anorexia is much more effective at that.
16. Calpernia Addams: Ahh, old-skool anorexia and bulimia… the classics never go out of style. All of these quick fixes damange your looks, though, ha ha. Maybe I’ll just do the water/lemon juice/cayenne pepper route.
17. Oh… all thats really left are healthy diet and exercise programs and anorexia and bulimia without the binging.
18. Not eating and upping the spironolactone for a couple days was always my solution when I was modeling, honey.
19. Coke and Exos don’t really hurt the physical look if used in moderation.
    Calpernia Addams: My diet commercial starts with “I’ve tried EVERYTHING but diet and exercise, and I still can’t seem to lose weight!”
20. Eat nothing at all. When you’re about to faint, you’re allowed one cube of cheese. (devil wears prada diet)
21. I thought spiro made most people gain weight? I need to re-educate myself about hormones, obviously.
22. well..not sure if it’s unhealty, but i’ve been dropping lots of weight by following a high fiber and protein (but not atkins) diet, pretty much no dairy or sugar, and take senna tea (i think it’s called “Smooth Move” and you can get it at the supermarket) before you go to bed. drink lots of water and get tons of sleep. i’ve even cheated a bit but i… Read More still lose about 1/2 lb to 1 lb a day. i subsist on mini whole wheat bagels, peanut butter, apples, hard boiled eggs and protein bars. and coffee. mmm…coffee. just make sure that you’re eating as many calories as you are burning with physical activity or you’ll go into starvation mode and not lose a bit! PS. you look GREAT… i don’t think you need to lose anything! xoxo oh and my friend champions the saltwater cleanse in the morning before you eat anything. i haven’t tried it yet. you could also do one of those liquid diets, like no solid foods.. but.. eh.. i don’t know.
23. A couple of my friends recently went vegan raw for a while to lose weight. They lost a good 20 lbs in a couple weeks. No joke, and they were eating PLENTY. Maybe that would help honey.
24. I vote tapeworm. A friend that grows, so you don’t have to!
25. if you want the lemonade diet.. aka MAster Cleanse ..i’ll send it to you.. i did it and not did i lose 15 in ten days.. alot of healing things occured in my body.. this cleanse boost your immune ..its uneal how it works
26. A few macadamia nuts, a table spoon of sour cream a few other fats here and there, NO SUGAR, stevia is a good substitute…….once you get past day 3 you are good to go. 15 lbs in a week- easy.
27. the 3 C’s:
    cabernet (liquid diet)
    cocaine
    colonics – do these 3 and you’ll be FINE!
28. phentermine, hydroxycut, chew&spit, don’t eat anything white/ivory/ecru
29. Peanut Butter & Jelly at 2AM washed down with a chocolate banana milk shake!
30. Eat your meals and make yourself sick just after them! not healthy though.
31. the master cleanse. trust me.
32. white tic tacs…splurge every now and then and have an oragne tic tac
33. good old fashioned starvation never goes out of style. makes you a better person inside and out.
34. The tapeworm would be my first choice (if I was born 100 years ago I *totally* would have bought in to that)… otherwise you just gotta go cruise hopping ’til you catch yourself a little Norwalk… the runs will dehydrate the pounds away.
35. depending on the dress you’re trying to squeeze into if it covers your waist you can do my approach, a neoprene corsette (good luck finding one in stored though, I had to make mine myself) it holds EVERYTHING in place, doesn’t move at all and keeps you warm as hell (mine also takes 4″ off my waist) I strongly recomend it!
36. Or depending how long you have to lose the weight, lots of natural soup and no carbs for every meal.
37. Jer Ber Jones: eating hole
38. Honestly the cleanse done with water, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and a little maple syrup really does work. HOWEVER, before you do it full out, you should start eating a little less a day or two before to allow your stomach to shrink so you don’t develop a strong urge to eat your she or own hand (that wouldn’t be good) But, the cleans really … Read Moreworks. Additionally, if you do feel the need to eat something more substantive, eat something like a really lean piece of chicken breast with green beans. Try to avoid heavy starches and don’t eat after 8 PM. Oh, and drink LOTS of water and cleansing tea.
39. WTF you’re trying to lose weight?
    Throwing up? Not eating? Taking drugs? (Or so I have heard). By the way, why are you asking? Do you have a super model friend?
    Just cut your calories! Calorie counting can be fun!!! Go down to like 600 a day for a week! You’ll be supprised how much you can still eat! You can still have a chicken pot pie…. and icecream…. but that’s it! Also just increase your activity! Go for a mile walk! I lost 15 pounds in 2 weeks just walking and eating 1500 calories or less a day……. and some of those days I actually almost hit 2000!
40. Come on, you look fantastic and beautiful as you are! You need no quick fixes. Sooo many of us ladies would love to look like you!
41. I lost 30 pounds in 5 hours when I had my top surgery!
42. i can have my morbidly obese female friend sit on your face butt naked..the smell will make you hurl those pounds away in no time…but the smell is ungodly, i shall warn you now.
    Whenever I’ve lost drastic and unhealthy amounts of weight it’s been facilitated by stimulant abuse. That ticks the unhealthy box pretty thoroughly, I think.
43. On OutQ on Sirius Radio, there was someone hawking a book about a Martha’s Vineyard diet to lose 21 lbs in 21 days and it is supposed to cleanse you and be super nutricious! Here it is – mvdietdetox.com
44. Calpernia: Ooo so many good suggestions! I’m going to write about it…
45. Only eat vegetarians?
46. Lean Cuisine, if you can call it cuisine. It works!
47. Watch Fox News for a couple of hours str8; Glen Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly and the gang will make you puke for at least two days . So, Fox News is good for at least 10 lbs.
48. Jer Ber Jones: chinese diet tee……double up….and BEWARE 8hrs later!!!!!!