Asked and Answered
Asked & Answered: Without purses, where do guys carry their cellphones?
Jan 26th
I asked this question via Twitter and got lots of interesting responses:
Calpernia HEY I just thought… if guys don’t carry purses, where do you carry your cellphones when you’re about your day? via Twitter –
- in my pocket
- jacket pocket…….front pants pocket or belt clip holder snapped onto my backpack shoulder strap
- My pocket. Or I my assistant carry it for me.
- my book bag (you know my man purse)
- In my wife’s purse! Hahaha….
Ryan Barry In our jocks, of course!- In my hand. Which resulted in the loss of many phones.
- Now I carry a clutch
- front pocket. which makes for some embarassing moments when madonna starts blaring out my crotch…
- I carried mine in my jeans pocket. Even now, that’s sometimes where I put it.
- Belt clip. When it’s clod and I have to wear a coat, in my coat pocket. The only time I don’t have my purse is when I go to a lesbian club.
Calpernia Addams Very interesting… I honestly wondered. And Ryan, I’m calling you right now then… set it on vibrate.- when it’s “cold”
- well now that i am rockin a mac laptop, i keep my phone in my man bag (murse) along with a bunch of other crap that i don’t need
- yeah, i keep it in my pocket for the most part … or chuck it in my bag along with my iPod, books, wallet, lip balm, pens, check book and random other crap.
- … sounds like a purse, huh?
- I carry them in your purse silly! along with all my other junk! BTW where’s my lip gloss?
- What’s a “cellphone”?
- I’ll never tell!
- Most guys I know have them strapped to their belts
- i wonder if lances lip gloss is poppin…is his lip gloss cool?
- was beltclip until most recent phone upgrade. Now breast pocket or front pants pocket.
- depends on if they want their calls hanging low to the left or right
- All the above … LOL!
- Ryan Barry Mmmmm, I’ll let it go to vm!
- front pants pocket
- we carry murses!
murse-a man-purse. very fashion-forward right now, seen on many hipster guys. the line between a messenger bag and murse is very fluid – typically a murse is a bit smaller than a traditional messenger, and may have a slightly more stylized look to it. a murse can also be used to carry a laptop computer – one of the reasons it is so popular right now.
“wow, Mark’s new laptop fits perfectly into that small bag he carries”
“yeah, that’s a great murse. it matches his american apparel shirt.” - In my Louis Vuitton man bag.
- That’s what pockets are for!
- I have a holster thingie
- I don’t has a cellphone.
- Don’t they call them ‘man bags?’
- And where the hell am I supposed to put my pancake and bootleg of Twilight?
- In my right front jeans pocket, but my thigh is starting to go numb… is that a bad thing?
- Cell phone? Oh, you mean my bionic ear.
- I’m a chick, not a dick, and I don’t carry a purse. I carry my cell in my coat pocket. Or my backpack.
- Always back pocket… or center console in my car…
- in the right front pocket of my jeans.
- Front pocket of my jeans while at work and out and breast pocket of my jacket while out and about. And when at home around my neck (iPhone, I picked up an “iPhone condom” and have a long string through the condom case. When it’s in my front pocket I attatch the string to my jeans for fear of losing it)
- Calpernia Addams Hmm, I suppose jeans make sense but I’d worry about breaking it. Back in the days before I carried a purse, cellphones weren’t affordable or small, so I didn’t have one. By the time they were out for normal people, I had transitioned and had a purse in which to cart my junk around.
- They make the girlfriend hold the phone when they are driving
- When I was a guy, in my pants or shirt pocket or briefcase.
- wow..this is one of the longest threads I have seen …concerning such a topic…nevermind it still sounds dirty
- Pants pocket together with wallet.
- front pocket along with my wallet – i’m paranoid of pickpockets!!!
- most guys i know carry messenger bags so it goes right in there.
Asked & Answered: Without purses, where do guys carry their cellphones?
Jan 26th
I asked this question via Twitter and got lots of interesting responses:
Calpernia HEY I just thought… if guys don’t carry purses, where do you carry your cellphones when you’re about your day? via Twitter –
- in my pocket
- jacket pocket…….front pants pocket or belt clip holder snapped onto my backpack shoulder strap
- My pocket. Or I my assistant carry it for me.
- my book bag (you know my man purse)
- In my wife’s purse! Hahaha….
- Ryan Barry In our jocks, of course!
- In my hand. Which resulted in the loss of many phones.
- Now I carry a clutch
- front pocket. which makes for some embarassing moments when madonna starts blaring out my crotch…
- I carried mine in my jeans pocket. Even now, that’s sometimes where I put it.
- Belt clip. When it’s clod and I have to wear a coat, in my coat pocket. The only time I don’t have my purse is when I go to a lesbian club.
- Calpernia Addams Very interesting… I honestly wondered. And Ryan, I’m calling you right now then… set it on vibrate.
- when it’s “cold”
- well now that i am rockin a mac laptop, i keep my phone in my man bag (murse) along with a bunch of other crap that i don’t need
- yeah, i keep it in my pocket for the most part … or chuck it in my bag along with my iPod, books, wallet, lip balm, pens, check book and random other crap.
- … sounds like a purse, huh?
- I carry them in your purse silly! along with all my other junk! BTW where’s my lip gloss?
- What’s a “cellphone”?
- I’ll never tell!
- Most guys I know have them strapped to their belts
- i wonder if lances lip gloss is poppin…is his lip gloss cool?
- was beltclip until most recent phone upgrade. Now breast pocket or front pants pocket.
- depends on if they want their calls hanging low to the left or right
- All the above … LOL!
- Ryan Barry Mmmmm, I’ll let it go to vm!
- front pants pocket
- we carry murses!
murse-a man-purse. very fashion-forward right now, seen on many hipster guys. the line between a messenger bag and murse is very fluid – typically a murse is a bit smaller than a traditional messenger, and may have a slightly more stylized look to it. a murse can also be used to carry a laptop computer – one of the reasons it is so popular right now.
“wow, Mark’s new laptop fits perfectly into that small bag he carries”
“yeah, that’s a great murse. it matches his american apparel shirt.” - In my Louis Vuitton man bag.
- That’s what pockets are for!
- I have a holster thingie
- I don’t has a cellphone.
- Don’t they call them ‘man bags?’
- And where the hell am I supposed to put my pancake and bootleg of Twilight?
- In my right front jeans pocket, but my thigh is starting to go numb… is that a bad thing?
- Cell phone? Oh, you mean my bionic ear.
- I’m a chick, not a dick, and I don’t carry a purse. I carry my cell in my coat pocket. Or my backpack.
- Always back pocket… or center console in my car…
- in the right front pocket of my jeans.
- Front pocket of my jeans while at work and out and breast pocket of my jacket while out and about. And when at home around my neck (iPhone, I picked up an “iPhone condom” and have a long string through the condom case. When it’s in my front pocket I attatch the string to my jeans for fear of losing it)
- Calpernia Addams Hmm, I suppose jeans make sense but I’d worry about breaking it. Back in the days before I carried a purse, cellphones weren’t affordable or small, so I didn’t have one. By the time they were out for normal people, I had transitioned and had a purse in which to cart my junk around.
- They make the girlfriend hold the phone when they are driving
- When I was a guy, in my pants or shirt pocket or briefcase.
- wow..this is one of the longest threads I have seen …concerning such a topic…nevermind it still sounds dirty
- Pants pocket together with wallet.
- front pocket along with my wallet – i’m paranoid of pickpockets!!!
- most guys i know carry messenger bags so it goes right in there.
GOOD Questions – Calpernia on Mega “How To” Website “VideoJug” on Transsexual Topics
Apr 27th
Calpernia on VideoJug
Several months ago, long before my notorious “Bad Questions” video, I was contacted by popular “How To” website VideoJug to appear and speak as an expert on transsexualism. Basically, I gave my own answers to their (long) list of basic “people who don’t know anything about the topic” questions. Sort of a “GOOD questions” video, ha ha.
I’m no scientist, but I answered their questions as best as I could. Some answers could have been a little better, but it was a long, grueling session lasting several hours, where I answered question after question non-stop. For all the hatahs who thought I was an evil bitch for chewing out askers of “Bad Questions“, here’s the real me, and how I really answer honestly asked, respectful questions. Let me know what you think!
Calpernia as VideoJug’s Transsexual Expert – http://www.videojug.com/user/USEX0341/
