Calpernia Addams Diary » Horrible Cooking Aroma http://www.calpernia.com America's Transsexual Sweetheart Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:45:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= Today’s horrible cooking aroma coming from my neighbor’s place smells likehttp://www.calpernia.com/today-horrible-cooking-aroma-coming-from-my-neighbor-place-smells-like/ http://www.calpernia.com/today-horrible-cooking-aroma-coming-from-my-neighbor-place-smells-like/#comments Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:08:00 +0000 Calpernia Addams http://www.calpernia.com2/?p=190 Today’s horrible cooking aroma coming from my neighbor’s place smells like…

Three-day old dog-milk yogurt smuggled across ten miles of hostile Amazon rainforest in the arm pit of a 57 year old woman with diabetes.

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A 99-Cent Store ham wrapped in a size 54XXXL suit jacket from a Goodwill store in the bad part of town and slow-baked at 300 degrees for 1 hour and 20 minutes.

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