<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Calpernia Addams Diary &#187; Horrifying</title> <atom:link href="http://www.calpernia.com/category/writing/horrifying/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.calpernia.com</link> <description>America&#039;s Transsexual Sweetheart</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 21:45:04 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>Jerusalem Cricket Videos</title><link>http://www.calpernia.com/jerusalem-cricket-videos/</link> <comments>http://www.calpernia.com/jerusalem-cricket-videos/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:07:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Calpernia Addams</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Horrifying]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cara de niÃ±o]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Devil's Baby]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jerusalem cricket]]></category> <category><![CDATA[jeruselum cricket]]></category> <category><![CDATA[niÃ±o de la tierra]]></category> <category><![CDATA[potato bug]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calpernia.com/?p=2184</guid> <description><![CDATA[OMG check out Calpernia&#8217;s MEGA JERUSALEM CRICKET/NINO DE LA TIERRA/POTATO BUG VIDEO and PHOTO EXPLOSION!!!!!! 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(submitted by Sheyi) From &#8220;This Is Why You&#8217;re Fat&#8221; blog]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19nvs230nxugbJLXlo1_r1_500.jpg" alt="" /><br /> The Clogger<br /> Layers of scalloped potatoes and cheese wrapped in bacon.</p><p>(submitted by Sheyi)</p><p>From <a href="http://feeds2.feedburner.com/thisiswhyyourefat">&#8220;This Is Why You&#8217;re Fat&#8221;</a> blog</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.calpernia.com/the-cloggerlayers-of-scalloped-potatoes-and-cheese-wrapped-in/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Getting Real About Silicone Injections and Transsexual Women</title><link>http://www.calpernia.com/getting-real-about-silicone-injections-and-transsexual-women/</link> <comments>http://www.calpernia.com/getting-real-about-silicone-injections-and-transsexual-women/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:42:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Calpernia Addams</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Commentary]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Diary]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Horrifying]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dr.]]></category> <category><![CDATA[injections]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Queenz of Media]]></category> <category><![CDATA[silicone]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calpernia.com/?p=1444</guid> <description><![CDATA[The excellent Queenz of Media podcast has posted a sobering interview with Dr. Samir Shurieh (sp?) on the real life consequences and options surrounding free silicone injections. 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