Calpernia,
Who WAS that bitch dissing you at 7:13?? UGH indeed! What a little pip-squeak! I wonder if his mama knew he was out past curfew. I would be honored to have your lip stick smudged on MY face! You looked beautiful, as always, by the way. Hey you need to contact Andy Cohen over at Bravo TV and see if you can work out a deal to get a show on there. Tell him I sent you. I already e-mailed him and told him he needs to develop SOMETHING for you. I could see you as a Bravo talk show host or something like that. You would be AMAZING! OH, I have to ask... is Andrea all jealous over your new bgff, Maureen McCormick?? HEY, you and Maureen could host your talk show together! She could be the Ed McMahon to your Johnny Carson. She might be a bad influence on you though...
Hope you're doing well! Take good care of yourself!
Your friend,
Nate in Cincinnati
xox

Heh, they spelled Khloe Kardashian’s name wrong in the video above. (Her first name is name isn’t spelled with a “C”!)

It’s nice to know that you’re not the only one in Hollywood who gets her name spelled wrong, Calpernia!