 Today’s horrible cooking aroma coming from my neighbor’s place smells like Saturday, February 16, 2008
Categories: Diary • Horrible Cooking Aroma
Today’s horrible cooking aroma coming from my neighbor’s place smells like… that half-congealed crust that forms around a hobo’s mouth and teeth as he is sleeping off a meal of garbage from a Korean restaurant and three Colt 40’s. Leave a Comment
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I'm starting to wonder exactly who your neighbors are, because... well, it's probably more polite than asking how you know what such things smell like outside of the context of your neighbor's cooking. And also, what the hell are they MAKING?You should totally start asking them for their recipes. You could make a cookbook of things NOT to make. Fia on 02/17 at 02:32 AM
I've been smelling these bizarre and staggeringly horrific odors for a long time, and I'd always think to myself... "My God, what does that smell like? There's a little element of feet. A whiff of rotting flowers. A skoch of moth pheremone... So I decided to just blog each new horrible aroma. =) calperniaaddams on 02/17 at 03:47 AM
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