OMG, you know how sometimes in movies, they reference a movie within the movie – usually a character walks by a theater or flips through cable channels and you see a brief jokey/parody reference to some popular film? Well, there is actually a movie studio called The Asylum that makes real, serious knockoffs of current films like that! They sound so ridiculously obviously derivative, and have 80′s stars like Michael Gross from Family Ties… delicious, if you’re a “bad movie” fan like me. Check this out, do any of these look familiar? Here are some of the most egregiously ripped off sounding:
Allan Quartermain and the Temple of Skulls – Appears to be blatant knockoff of the upcoming “Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull”
The DaVinci Treasure – The DaVinci Code
Monster – More “Charlene Theron” than “Charlize Theron”, this looks like a knockoff of “Cloverfield”
I am Omega – Appears to knock off Will Smith vehicle “I am Legend”
Transmorphers – More than meets the eye!
Snakes on a Train – OMG no they didn’t!
I was enjoying laughing at this until I saw that Maureen McCormick is in one. That makes me sad! Aww…
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