My Acting Lessons Are Paying Off!

Uhm, errrmmm…you're proud of this? Why? I don't mean to offend, but Ms. Addams usually comes across as so very classy…even sophisticated? This is just…purile. Offensive, even. I don't see a lot of talent displayed here, be it by those in front of the camera or those behind it. I can, and have, written better than this with my lipstick on an empty pizza box after a three day bender.

I don't mean to be offensive (or maybe I do…), but this is pretty puerile stuff. No real person talks anything like this, and I can see no reason for anyone involved in this little exercise to be proud of anything they've done, whether they're in front of the camera or behind it. I can, and have, written doggerel hundreds of times better than this with my lipstick on an empty pizza box after a three day bender.

Ms. Addams is so much more classy and sophisticated than the "actress" in this bit, and if that is my idol beneath that dye job, my shame mounts e'er higher. I KNOW she's capable of so much better work.

*phew*

I was worried for a while.

What I wanna know is what's up with that suntan? That's falling asleep on the beach if I ever saw it. This pair look like a low rent Samuel L. Jackson-and-Fabio tandem. I kept expecting them to whip out 9mm handguns and start quoting from the Bible.