<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" > <channel><title>Comments on: Oh God</title> <atom:link href="http://www.calpernia.com/oh-god/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.calpernia.com/oh-god/</link> <description>America&#039;s Transsexual Sweetheart</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:17:27 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>By: Tonya</title><link>http://www.calpernia.com/oh-god/comment-page-1/#comment-1382</link> <dc:creator>Tonya</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 13:19:14 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calpernia.com2/?p=458#comment-1382</guid> <description>Dear Sweet Calpernia, &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; My name is Tonya, my partners name is Dawn...We have a two year old little girl named Rhianna, she&#039;s the joy of our lives.  &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; Last night was the first time either of us had ever heard your name.  We rented the movie &quot;soldiers Girl&quot;, having absolutely no idea what it was about.  We had never heard about Barry before.  Needless to say, we were deeply touched...and utterly angered.  &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; I felt compelled to contact you. I told her we should hop on a plane and catch some grub...hell, I need a vacation anyway...and this lil southern girl hasn&#039;t seen much besides cows and chickens anyway...&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; Dawn said that it would be much easier just to look you up on the net...*duh* (Shes so smart...thats why I love her!)  Anyway, so that is what brings me here.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; I would like to say that we both think you are absolutely gourgeous.  We wish you all the best, and look forward to getting to know you.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; We also watched another movie last night...&quot;It&#039;s in the water&quot;...it was hilarious...However one thing stuck out in my mind...and reminded me of you.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; The Prayer of St. Francis&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; Lord, make me a channel of thy peace;&lt;br&gt; that where there is hatred, I may bring love;&lt;br&gt; that where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness;&lt;br&gt; that where there is discord, I may bring harmony;&lt;br&gt; that where there is error, I may bring truth;&lt;br&gt; that where there is doubt, I may bring faith;&lt;br&gt; that where there is despair, I may bring hope;&lt;br&gt; that where there are shadows, I may bring light;&lt;br&gt; that where there is sadness, I may bring joy.&lt;br&gt; Lord, grant that I may seek to comfort, rather than be comforted;&lt;br&gt; that I may understand, rather than be understood;&lt;br&gt; That I may love, rather than be loved.&lt;br&gt; for it is by self-forgetting that one finds.&lt;br&gt; It is by forgiving that one is forgiven.&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; It is by dying that one awakens to eternal life.&lt;br&gt; Amen. </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Sweet Calpernia,</p><p>My name is Tonya, my partners name is Dawn&#8230;We have a two year old little girl named Rhianna, she&#8217;s the joy of our lives.</p><p>Last night was the first time either of us had ever heard your name.  We rented the movie &#8220;soldiers Girl&#8221;, having absolutely no idea what it was about.  We had never heard about Barry before.  Needless to say, we were deeply touched&#8230;and utterly angered.</p><p>I felt compelled to contact you. I told her we should hop on a plane and catch some grub&#8230;hell, I need a vacation anyway&#8230;and this lil southern girl hasn&#8217;t seen much besides cows and chickens anyway&#8230;</p><p>Dawn said that it would be much easier just to look you up on the net&#8230;*duh* (Shes so smart&#8230;thats why I love her!)  Anyway, so that is what brings me here.</p><p>I would like to say that we both think you are absolutely gourgeous.  We wish you all the best, and look forward to getting to know you.</p><p>We also watched another movie last night&#8230;&#8221;It&#8217;s in the water&#8221;&#8230;it was hilarious&#8230;However one thing stuck out in my mind&#8230;and reminded me of you.</p><p>The Prayer of St. Francis</p><p>Lord, make me a channel of thy peace;<br /> that where there is hatred, I may bring love;<br /> that where there is wrong, I may bring the spirit of forgiveness;<br /> that where there is discord, I may bring harmony;<br /> that where there is error, I may bring truth;<br /> that where there is doubt, I may bring faith;<br /> that where there is despair, I may bring hope;<br /> that where there are shadows, I may bring light;<br /> that where there is sadness, I may bring joy.<br /> Lord, grant that I may seek to comfort, rather than be comforted;<br /> that I may understand, rather than be understood;<br /> That I may love, rather than be loved.<br /> for it is by self-forgetting that one finds.<br /> It is by forgiving that one is forgiven.</p><p>It is by dying that one awakens to eternal life.<br /> Amen.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: calperniaaddams</title><link>http://www.calpernia.com/oh-god/comment-page-1/#comment-1381</link> <dc:creator>calperniaaddams</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 10:50:09 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calpernia.com2/?p=458#comment-1381</guid> <description>* Hi Just J, * Sorry it&#039;s taken me so long to write back! My name is from Shakespeare&#039;s Julius Caesar. Calpurnia was Caesar&#039;s wife. The name is also featured in &quot;To Kill A Mockingbird&quot; and the Addams Family movie. </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* Hi Just J,<br /> * Sorry it&#039;s taken me so long to write back! My name is from Shakespeare&#039;s Julius Caesar. Calpurnia was Caesar&#039;s wife. The name is also featured in &quot;To Kill A Mockingbird&quot; and the Addams Family movie.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Jimmy</title><link>http://www.calpernia.com/oh-god/comment-page-1/#comment-1378</link> <dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 22:24:09 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calpernia.com2/?p=458#comment-1378</guid> <description>i want oysters...  :/ </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i want oysters&#8230;  :/</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Jimmy</title><link>http://www.calpernia.com/oh-god/comment-page-1/#comment-1380</link> <dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 18:34:22 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calpernia.com2/?p=458#comment-1380</guid> <description>...time to clean out the fridge...  :/ happened to my best friend...  he all looked in the fridge and was like... &quot;OOOOOH!  CHILI!&quot; *shakes head sadly*  When the chili has time so that it seperates, based on density (like italian dressing does), you prob shouldn&#039;t be eating it...  LOL Poor Jeff...  i was just sittin&#039; there playin a game and he was eating.  After he finished, he looked up at me holding his stomach and was like, &quot;was that chili bad?&quot; O.o &quot;I made that like a month ago, dude!&quot; Needless to say, I felt guilty for not realizing what he was eating sooner and spent the next week takin&#039; care of him LOL.  (doesn&#039;t raid the fridge NEmore tho.. &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.calpernia.com/diary/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; alt=&quot;raspberry&quot; style=&quot;border: 0pt none ;&quot; width=&quot;19&quot; height=&quot;19&quot;&gt; hehe) That kids, is what we call, Biological Warfare.... </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;time to clean out the fridge&#8230;  :/</p><p>happened to my best friend&#8230;  he all looked in the fridge and was like&#8230; &quot;OOOOOH!  CHILI!&quot;</p><p>*shakes head sadly*  When the chili has time so that it seperates, based on density (like italian dressing does), you prob shouldn&#039;t be eating it&#8230;  LOL</p><p>Poor Jeff&#8230;  i was just sittin&#039; there playin a game and he was eating.  After he finished, he looked up at me holding his stomach and was like, &quot;was that chili bad?&quot;</p><p>O.o</p><p>&quot;I made that like a month ago, dude!&quot;</p><p>Needless to say, I felt guilty for not realizing what he was eating sooner and spent the next week takin&#039; care of him LOL.  (doesn&#039;t raid the fridge NEmore tho.. &lt;img src=&quot;<a href="http://www.calpernia.com/diary/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&#038;quot"  rel="lightbox[458]">http://www.calpernia.com/diary/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&#038;quot</a>; alt=&quot;raspberry&quot; style=&quot;border: 0pt none ;&quot; width=&quot;19&quot; height=&quot;19&quot;&gt; hehe)</p><p>That kids, is what we call, Biological Warfare&#8230;.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Calpernia</title><link>http://www.calpernia.com/oh-god/comment-page-1/#comment-1379</link> <dc:creator>Calpernia</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 18:00:56 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calpernia.com2/?p=458#comment-1379</guid> <description>* Last night I had more cookie dough, sushi, and mashed potatoes with mango and cilantro chutney. Sick again. Ugh! * My appetites are out of control after no solid food for so long. I&#039;m sure I&#039;ll even out soon. </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>* Last night I had more cookie dough, sushi, and mashed potatoes with mango and cilantro chutney. Sick again. Ugh!<br /> * My appetites are out of control after no solid food for so long. I&#039;m sure I&#039;ll even out soon.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Jimmy</title><link>http://www.calpernia.com/oh-god/comment-page-1/#comment-1377</link> <dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator> <pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 08:04:50 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.calpernia.com2/?p=458#comment-1377</guid> <description>Actually, she made me hungry, now.  &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.calpernia.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; alt=&quot;raspberry&quot; style=&quot;border: 0pt none ;&quot; width=&quot;19&quot; height=&quot;19&quot;&gt; </description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, she made me hungry, now. <img src="http://www.calpernia.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif?9d7bd4" alt="raspberry" style="border: 0pt none ;" width="19" height="19"/></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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