Wool Knit Fetish: Rule 34 FTL
Woolie?
Before I even get into this, just know that I am frikkin SINGLE and cannot get laid to save my life. But there are people out there hooking up over the shared enjoyment of a scratchy wool bodysuit just like grandma used to knit. AArrrgghhH!
Ok, so first of all you need to know what Rule #34 is. If you’re an √ ºber-nerd like, me you probably already do, but to catch everyone else up, Rule #34 of the Internet states that “If it exists, there is porn of it.” As continuing proof of this rule, I present to you this: KNIT WOOL FETISH. Feast your eyes upon the voluptuous sexiness of these HOT HOT HOT (literally) knit wool items!
Linx to look at:
http://izismile.com/2009/04/24/the_fetishists_14_pics.html
http://forum.doctissimo.fr/doctissimo/Fetichisme/douceur-mohair-sujet_416_6.htm
Linx to buy your own (no, I don’t get a cut):
http://wolltraum.de/
"Will this shrink if I wash it, grandma?"
Over the river and thru the woods...
- Oh, one last thing… I actually want one similar to this, just because it’s GINORMOUSLY huge and obnoxious but still looks kind of within the realm of possibility of being a real garment, and I would totally bitch-feature it to a party and be like… “What? What!? I was cold!”
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about 2 years ago
Yup… IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE can't get laid to save my life either. Somebody shoot me… -_-
about 2 years ago
LOL I don't know what's going on with my life. I suppose I should just knit myself a dominatrix outfit and dive in.
about 2 years ago
If only I had payed better attention to Grandma when she tried to teach me… but everyone always said she was crazy. Who's laughing NOW?!?
about 2 years ago
If that last one was not UGLY UGLY BROWN it might actually be sort of a cute weird coat or something. I would probably wear that. The rest of them though, are completely WTF. XD
about 2 years ago
i had a woolen knee lenght dress once ,i went out got caught in the rain,it trebled in weight and was twice the lenght by the time i got home …..never again
about 2 years ago
I wonder if these are the people who have their Annual Wool Knit Fetish Convention in International Falls, Minnesota every January? Though this sounds like everyday sex anywhere North Dakota or Northern Minnesota if you ask me…:)
about 2 years ago
i have got nothing to say but, wow! xx lmao xx this would make a wicked documentary. would i watch it? hell yeah! probably twice…………….
about 2 years ago
That absolutely freaks me out. If I put a wool sweater against my body, I practically go into convulsions. That pic to the left is freakin' me out too, it looks like Andrea's head is growing out of your shoulder… but then again, maybe it's just the mushrooms…