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NEXT! Bitch of Burlesque MixXx

NEW CALPERNIA SONG: “NEXT!” Now Available HERE!

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Next! Bitch of Burlesque MixXx

Hey kids! I’m super excited to release my new song, “Next! (the Bitch of Burlesque MixXx)”. It’s the single from our upcoming short comedy “Transproofed”, and I had a lot of fun writing and performing it.

It’s perfect for putting on your best Bettie Page wig and dancing in the mirror, telling your Ex exactly how you feel (NEXT!) or rolling down the boulevard with stereo blasting. Let me know what you think.

Get a copy of “Next!” for only 99 ¬ ¢ and help your poor cousin Calpy get the frosted Pop Tarts and José Cuervo she loves, instead of the plain ones and rubbing alcohol she’s getting used to. As always, if you are young, broke or can’t afford it, send me a note and I will send you the mp3 for free. And check out my free music downloads… warning, they are WEIRD like me.

Get a copy of “Next!” for only 99 ¬ ¢

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NEW CALPERNIA SONG: "NEXT!" Now Available HERE!

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Next! Bitch of Burlesque MixXx

Hey kids! I’m super excited to release my new song, “Next! (the Bitch of Burlesque MixXx)”. It’s the single from our upcoming short comedy “Transproofed”, and I had a lot of fun writing and performing it.

It’s perfect for putting on your best Bettie Page wig and dancing in the mirror, telling your Ex exactly how you feel (NEXT!) or rolling down the boulevard with stereo blasting. Let me know what you think.

Get a copy of “Next!” for only 99¬¢ and help your poor cousin Calpy get the frosted Pop Tarts and José Cuervo she loves, instead of the plain ones and rubbing alcohol she’s getting used to. As always, if you are young, broke or can’t afford it, send me a note and I will send you the mp3 for free. And check out my free music downloads… warning, they are WEIRD like me.

Get a copy of “Next!” for only 99¬¢

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One More: Calpernia & Merna DANCE REMIX!

One More: Calpernia & Merna DANCE REMIX!

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This is the last one… I can’t listen to that song again, ha ha. But after playing backup fiddle for her, I just had to get down with Merna one last time!

Download the MP3 Here: http://www.calpernia.com/music/free-music-downloads.html

One More: Calpernia & Merna DANCE REMIX!

One More: Calpernia & Merna DANCE REMIX!

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This is the last one… I can’t listen to that song again, ha ha. But after playing backup fiddle for her, I just had to get down with Merna one last time!

Download the MP3 Here: http://www.calpernia.com/music/free-music-downloads.html

Stone Baby  – Cracked Lithopedion Mix

Stone Baby – Cracked Lithopedion Mix

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I was talking with my friends Jer Ber Jones, Selene Luna and Andrea James at the roller skating rink the other day, and we started talking about “stone babies”. I was inspired to write this song. Quick, weird and hypnotizing… that’s me in a nutshell! I blame the two glasses of red wine… Stone baby info: http://tinyurl.com/8mjsvk WARNING! It’s kind of gross.

Download this and other FREE music from Calpernia HERE

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